Freeze frame!      I can lay it on real thick    Cause I know how you don't liked to get bogged down   With anything about us   And our kickass true love tale      Sorry I swore just then   Cause I know how you hate it   By the way, that cake you made me really sucked   But I ate it   Cause I loved you more than you could ever imagine   Hear's a Friendly Goodbye   five, six, seven      Ain't that a Bee with an Itch   Ain't that a mothertrucker   You can go to H, E double hockey sticks   And F yourself   Cause I flippin' goshdarn    Sick of all the S words you put me through   So F-U      I can hang it out to dry   Cause I know how you like all   Your laundry cleaned   And not just thrown around   Like a chainsaw in need of juggling      Sorry I flipped you off   Cause I know how you hate it   And that homemade porn that I said that I earased   Well, I saved it   Cause I loved you even more than you can imagine   Here's a Friendly Goodbye   five, six, seven      Ain't that a Bee with an Itch   Ain't that a mothertrucker   You can go to H, E double hockey sticks   And F yourself   Cause I flippin' goshdarn    Sick of all the S words you put me through   So F-U      I'll send you a postcard that says   "I'm glad you're not here"   I'll buy you a t-shirt   But, I'll use it to wipe up the beer      That I spill while I'm spillin' my guts to my friends   About you   And I don't really have anything really nice to say      But, F-U      Five, six, seven      Ain't that a Bee with an Itch   Ain't that a mothertrucker   You can go to H, E double hockey sticks   And F yourself   Cause I flippin' goshdarn    Sick of all the S words you put me through   So F-U