One Saturday I took a walk to Zipperhead   I met a girl there and she almost knocked me dead       Punk rock girl   Please look at me    What do you see?   We'll drive around the world   Just you and me punk rock girl       I tapped her on the shoulder   And said, "do you have a beau?"   She looked at me and smiled and said she did not know       Punk rock girl   Give me a chance   Let's go slam dance   We'll dress like Minnie Pearl   Just you and me punk rock girl       We went to the Philly Pizza Company   And ordered some hot tea   And the waitress said, "Oh no, we only have it iced"   So we jumped up on the table and shouted, "Anarchy!"   And someone played a Beach Boys song on the jukebox   It it was "California Dreamin"   So we started screamin   On such a winter's day       She took me to her parents for a Sunday meal   Her father took one look at me and he began to squeal       Punk rock girl   It makes no sense   Your dad is the vice president   Rich as the Duke of Earl   Just you and me punk rock girl       We went to the shopping mall   And we laughed at all the shoppers   And security guards trailed us to a record shop   Where we asked for Mojo Nixon   And they said, "he don't work here"   Said, "if you don't got Mojo Nixon then your store could use some fixin"      We hopped into her car away we started rollin   I asked her how much it cost   She said, "nothin man it's stolen"      Punk rock girl   Yeah, you're so wild   Let's have a child   We'll name her Minnie Pearl   Just you and me   Eat fudge banana swirl   Just you and me   Yeah, we'll drive around the world   Just you and me   Punk rock girl