One Saturday I took a walk to Zipperhead    I met a girl there and she almost knocked me dead       Punk rock girl    Please look at me    Punk rock girl    What do you see?    Let's travel round the world    Just you and me punk rock girl       I tapped her on the shoulder    And said do you have a bell?    She looked at me and smiled and said she did not know       Punk rock girl    Give me a chance    Punk rock girl    Let's go slam dance    We'll dress like Milton Berle   Just you and me punk rock girl       We went on tour to Texas   And ordered some hot tea    The waitress said well no, we only have it iced    So we jumped up on the table and shouted anarchy    And someone played a Beach Boys song on the jukebox    It it was "California Dreamin"    So we started screamin    On such a winter's day       She took me to her parents for a Sunday meal    Her father took one look at me and he began to squeal       Punk rock girl    It makes no sense    Punk rock girl    Your dad is vice president    Just like the Duke of Earl    Yeah you're for me punk rock girl      Solo!       We went to a shopping mall    And laughed at all the shoppers    And security guards trailed us to a record shop    We asked for G.G. Allin    They said he don't work here    We said if you don't have G.G. Allin then we're gonna burn your mall down      We got into her car away we started rollin    I said how much you pay for this shit   Said nothin man it's stolen       Punk rock girl    You look so wild    Punk rock girl    Let's have a child    We'll name her Minnie Pearl   Just you and me    Eat fudge banana swirl    Just you and me    We'll travel round the world    Just you and me    Punk rock girl