She works at hot topic   His heart microscopic   She thinks that it's love   But to him it's sex      He listens to emo   But Fat Mike's his hero   His bank account's zero   What comes next      Same song, different chorus      It's stupid, contagious   To be broke and famous   Can someone please save us from Punk Rock 101   My Dickies, your sweatbands   My spiked hair, your new Vans   Let's throw up our rock hands for Punk Rock 101      She bought him a skateboard, a rail slide, his knee tore   He traded it for drums at the local pawn shop   She left him for staring   At girls and not caring   When she cried cause she thought Bon Jovi broke up      Same song second chorus      It's stupid, contagious   To be broke and famous   Can someone please save us from Punk Rock 101   My Dickies, your sweatbands   My spiked hair, your new Vans   Let's throw up our rock hands for Punk Rock 101      Don't forget to delay   On the very last word      Seven years later   He works as a waiter    She married a trucker and he's never there   The story never changes    Just the names and faces   Like Tommy and Gina    They're livin' on a prayer      Did you just say that   I said      It's stupid, contagious   To be broke and famous   Can someone please save us from Punk Rock 101   My Dickies, your sweatbands   My spiked hair, your new Vans   Let's throw up our rock hands for Punk Rock 101      It's stupid, contagious   To be broke and famous   Can someone please save us from Punk Rock 101   My Dickies, your sweatbands   My spiked hair, your new Vans   Let's throw up our rock hands for Punk Rock 101      It's stupid, contagious   (Same song, different chorus)   To be broke and famous   (Same song, different chorus)   Can someone please save us from Punk Rock 101   My Dickies, your rock hands   (Same song, different chorus)   My spiked hair, your new Vans   (Same song, different chorus)   Let's shoplift some sweatbands for Punk Rock 101