I was fighting the mold in my bowl with my pee,    when a thought popped into my brain.    If all of us hated high school so much,    why was nothing ever changed?    So i called brian up, with my plan that's red hot.    It was a private institution in the name of punk-rock.    We got some government funding,    and our own private road,    and 666 for our radio snow code.       I had a dream, when I was in high school    That I attended, the punk rock academy.    I had a dream, when i was in high school,    That I attended the punk rock academy.       Chris jensen's teaching science & he's still running mountain.    We fired the guy from bad religion cuz he sold punk rock out,    and we'll give the dirty punks a dip & get rid of all their fleas.    And we'll never ever buy anything with a UPC.       I had a dream, when I was in high school    That I attended, the punk rock academy.    I had a dream, when I was in high school,    I was at the punk rock academy,    and no one made fun of me.       The punk rock academy.    Where all the students,    they're diagnosed with ADD.    Take me home tonight.    I don't wanna let you go til the feelin's right.    Take me home tonight.    I don't wanna let you go til the feelin's right.       We'll import a token jock, & then we'll kick his token ass!    And there will never ever be a physical education class!    Think about it and you'll agree.    It's the bizzity bizzity bomb!    and maybe we can get assuck to play the senior prom!