The Hard Way      I'm moving in   She's moving out to Los Angeles   She's got a truck; she's got my stuff    Packed into it   Just seven months   Was just enough   Of putting up with me   Imagine that   A baseball bat upside her TV      she says she needs some therapy      Chorus:   You know it seemed so simple before   She could have asked   I would have given her anything   And now it's 1, 2, 3   Blame it all on me   And I had to find it out the hard way      She calls me up   She's breaking down   In Los Angeles   She misses home   She's all alone   She can't handle it   But seven months was just enough   Of putting up with her   You're brand new nose & bigger boobs   Don't change a thing      You need some therapy   I think you need some help      Chorus      She's got a lot to figure out   She's got a lot to think about   She's got a lot to forget about   She's got a lot to live without   So many things to miss about me      Chorus