Eight o'clock, Monday night and I'm waitin'   To finally talk to a girl, a little cooler than me   Her name is Nona, she's a rocker with a nose ring   She wears a two-way, but I'm not quite sure what that means      And when she walks   All the wind blows and the angels sing   She doesn't notice me      Cause she is watchin' wrestling   Creamin' over tough guys   Listenin' to rap-metal   Turntables in her eyes   It's like a bad movie   She is lookin' through me   If you were me, then you'd be   Screamin', someone shoot me   As I fail miserably   Tryin' to get the girl all the bad guys want   She's the girl all the bad guys want      She likes the Godsmack and I like Agent Orange   Her cd changer's full of singers that are mad at their dad   She says, she'd like to score some reefer and a forty   She'll never know that I'm the best that she'll never have      And when she walks   All the wind blows and the angels sing   She'll never notice me      Cause she is watchin' wrestling   Creamin' over tough guys   Listenin' to rap-metal   Turntables in her eyes   She likes 'em with a mustache   Racetrack season pass   Drivin' in a Trans-Am   Does a mullet make a man   It's like a bad movie   She is lookin' through me   If you were me, then you'd be   Screamin', someone shoot me   As I fail miserably   Tryin' to get the girl all the bad guys want   She's the girl all the bad guys want   She's the girl all the bad guys want   She's the girl all the bad guys want      There she goes again   With fishnets on, and dreadlocks in her hair   She broke my heart, I wanna be sedated   All I wanted was to see her naked      Now I am watchin' wrestling   Tryin' to be a tough guy   Listenin' to rap-metal   Turntables in my eyes   I can't grow a mustache   And I ain't got no season pass   All I got's a moped, moped, moped   It's like a bad movie   She is lookin' through me   If you were me, then you'd be   Screamin', someone shoot me   As I fail miserably   Tryin' to get the girl all the bad guys want      She's the girl all the bad guys want   She's the girl all the bad guys want   She's the girl all the bad guys want   She's the girl all the bad guys want   (There she goes again)   She's the girl all the bad guys want   She's the girl all the bad guys want   (There she goes again)   She's the girl all the bad guys want   She's the girl all the bad guys want