We could've been anything that we wanted to be   But don't it make your heart glad   That we decided, a fact we take pride in   We became the best at being bad      We could've been anything that we wanted to be   With all the talent we had   No doubt about it, we fight and we pout it   We're the very best at being bad guys      We're rotten to the core   And my congratulations no one likes you any more   Bad guys, we're the very worst   Each of us contemptible, we're criticised and cursed   We made the big time, malicious and mad   We're the very best at being bad      We could've been anything that we wanted to be   We took the easy way out   With little training, we mastered complaining   Manners seemed unnecessary   We're so rude, it's almost scary      We could've been anything that we wanted to be   With all the talent we had   With little practice, we made every black list   We're the very best at being bad   Hey, look at me, I'm dancing   We're the very best at being bad   We're the very best at being bad