Anybody who is anybody will soon walk through that door   at Fat Sam's Grand Slam Speakeasy   always able to find you a table there's room for just one more   at Fat Sam's Grand Slam Speaskeasy      Once you get here feel the good cheer    like they say in the poem   Fat Sam's ain't humble    but it's your home sweet home   plans are made here,   games are played here    I could write me a book   each night astounds you   rumours are a-buzzin    stories by the dozen   look around your cousin at the news we're making here.      Anybody who is anybody will soon walk through that door   at Fat Sam's Grand Slam Speakeasy      (instrumental)      da da da da da da   da da da da da da   da da da da da da da   ooh yeah ooh yeah da da da da da da da      see the politician    sitting by the kitchen   said he caught his fingers    in the well he was wishing in      Once you get here    feel the good cheer    like they say in the poem   Fat Sam's ain't humble but its your home sweet home   plans are made here   games are played here    I could write me a book   each night astounds you   rumours are a-buzzin   stories by the dozen   look around your cousin at the news we're making here      Anybody who is anybody will soon walk through that door   at Fat Sam's Grand Slam Speakeasy!