Dauntless: I like you Fred, I like you   Fred: You're just saying those words to be kind   Dauntless: No I mean it, I like--   I mean I love you Fred!   Fred: He is out of his medieval mind   Dauntless:   Everybody everybody everybody come   And meet my incipient wife!   I'm in love with a girl named Fred   When she shows you all how strong she is   You'll stand right up and cheer!   Knights and Ladies:   With an F and an R and an E and a D   And an F-R-E-D Fred! Hey!   Dauntless:   I'm in love with a girl named Fred   She drinks just like a lord   So let's sing a merry drinking song    And let the wine be poured      K&L: Fill the bowl to overflowing   Raise the goblet high!      Dauntless:   I'm in love with a girl named Fred   She sings just like a bird   Gentle voice is heard      Fred: (original)Ahhhhhh ahahahahahahahhh!   (revival)shoobee doo bop shoobee doo bop   shoobee doo wabadeebee doo bow      a clever clownish wit   When she does her funny pantomime   Your sides are sure to split      Ha ha ha ha ho ho ho ho ha ha ha ha ho      She wrestles like a greek      Clap      She's musical to boot   plays upon her lute      Fred plays      She's graceful      Bravo bravo bravissimo bravo bravo bravissimo      I'm in love with a girl      He's in love with a girl   Named F-R-E-D   Fred: Wahoooo!   Fred!