LOUISE   Let me entertain you   Let me make you smile   Let me do a few tricks   Some old and then some new tricks   I'm very versatile         And if you're real good   I'll make you feel good   I'd want your spirit to climb   So let me entertain you   We'll have a real good time   Yes sir!   We'll have...   A real good time!         Hello! Hello...everybody!   My name is Gypsy Rose Lee... what's yours?!   Mr. Conductor, if you please!   So, let me entertain you...   And we'll have a real good time, yes, sir!   We'll have...   A real good time!         GYPSY ROSE LEE   Pick up your apples girls and back to the trees!   Bon soir, monsieur et monsieur!   Je m'appelle Gypsy Rose Lee   And that concludes my entire performance in French   I've been too busy learning Greek   Where were you last night?   Some men accused me of being an ecdysiast!   Do you know what that means? Do you?   Do you? Oh, you do!   Aha! He's embarrassed!   Don't be embarrassed... I like man without hair!   An ecdysiast is one who or that which   Sheds its skin!   In vulgar parlance: a stripper!   But I'm not a stripper!   At these prices - I'm an ecdysiast!         And if you're real good   I'll make you feel good   I want your spirit to climb   Let me entertain you   And well have a real good time, yes, sir!   We'll have...   A real good time!