Woke up this morning in a puddle of drool   I didn't even know you cared   My eyes are half closed as I bash into walls   I don't even want you to speak to me   My head is still pounding and my stomach is sore   I'll scream if I don't brush my teeth   I'd like to find a corner and chew on some lead   A bullet might help me to get through the day         Find me a lighter   Pack me a smoke   Pack me another    Then let's hit the road         Screaming down the road wearing bloodshot eyes   My hair is frozen stiff before it's started to dry   I should have stayed in bed and pretended to die   Only coffee keeps me going...         The telephone is ringing   It's blowing my mind   "I haven't even unlocked the door!"   Someone is tying to send me some grief   But I don't even want you to speak to me   "Bully for you, man" now give me a break   You made the assumption I care   Please leave me be now, I do need my rest   Some hot lead might help me to get through the day         Find me some paper   Roll me a smoke   Roll me another   Now leave me alone!         And I bet they wonder why I'm "high strung" all the time   It's not the coffee I drink, or the smoke in my eyes   It can be an inconvenience to be alive   But you know I'm only joking   ...right?