Pornography can't replace you in oh so many ways   Just like no gum can replace thirteen years of cigarettes   You make me feel like an asshole every time I bring it up   Yuo're looking out for number one   Yet somehow that's my problem         I try to laugh it off    Both feet to shove it down   Beware of falling mood swings   If you should open your mouth         Philosophy can't explain you, no matter how it tries   Just like a snapped electric line ridden by Der Ubermench   Rouge wounded elephants still charge when they're confronted with logic   Psycology only helps when you shut up and listen         "He was right as rain as he dove along   but he's just as dead as if he'd bee wrong"         Can't talk to you about it anymore         I know it's not my fault   But I pay anyway   When your Young and the Restless knocks and comes over to stay         Can't talk to you about it anymore