Fa-fa-fa-fa-fashion forward   no first year mannequin   thrift shop chic pupil for arts over locker   she got flair and foresight      hicksville belle to a campus crush   for first year co-ed fun   Polyester meets acetate   cuts that will never date   a look to hook tomorrow's sap      she's a conquest in heels   so in touch with style and grace   when all the fools in school go ooo-ooo   I wish they would all go huff paint   instead of making plays for her      she's a conquest in heels   subscriber to alternative press   when all the fools in school go ooo-ooo   Chomsky's her coffee shop date   I just wanna play for her      she's a conquest in heels   so in touch with style and grace   when all the fools in school go ooo-ooo   I wish they would all go huff paint   instead of making plays for her