If you were alien, an extraterrestrial torn in two missing home   I would leave my world, board your silver rocket ship   Blast off to the stars, just we two   If you were alien, an intergalactic girl missing your friends way up there   As I hold your hand we'll zip past the planets and pass the milky way, ork 'n' alf's malmack   I'll be with you, yes just we two   And steer clear of the ones ruled by apes   Sha la la la la la la la la, sha la la la la la la   If you were alien I'd call you my martian man   Bake banana cake as you drive us through the doom   Of scary asteroids that could smash us all apart   When autopilot's on we nap an hour or two   But what if the world went pop?...I'll be with you   Still do you really think that'd be enough?...yes just we two...we'll start anew.   And steer clear of the ones ruled by apes.   Sha la la la la la la la la, sha la la la la la la   Say goodbye to all night t.v.   I guess I'll miss my ma and pa   But as long as you are near me   The distance won't hurt as much   If you were an alien girl I'd kiss your alien lips.   And if you want to vacate this planet I don't mind a one-way ticket   If you were an alien girl   I'd call you my martian man.