Ah ah ah ah, ah ah ah ah Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ahhh      Arthur loves his wife and children Arthur takes lunch everyday   Arthur likes it at the local Likes his pint at end of day      A-A--Arthur There's a problem becking 'round the corner   A-A-Arthur She's already had one owner      Arthur talks to sexy Frida    Takes her milk there everyday   Frida's telling hungry Arthur of the debt she'd like to pay      But she hasn't got the money Arthur coughs to clear the air   Asks him in and calls him "honey"    Up they toggle up the stairs      A-A--Arthur There's a problem becking 'round the corner   A-A-Arthur She's already had one owner      Arthur hates his wife and children Makes his own lunch everyday   Likes it down at sexy Frida's    Frida takes a pint a day      A-A--Arthur There's a problem becking 'round the corner   A-A-Arthur She's already had one owner