Why hello, my name is Arthur I grew up on the street where you live  I’m the kid from all your classes with the greasy hair and glasses  The one nobody wanted to play with  And I never had to many friends  And I, I play first chair clarinet    All my memories from the playground always waiting for a beatdown  You really packed a lot in the punch  You know I always found it funny how you said it was for money  But you knew my mama packed all my lunch    And for years now  I’ve been planning my revenge  It’s time to tell you how  This is happening    I knew you’d be surprised  I can see it in your eyes  I, I’m sleeping with your wife    Well hello, my name is Arthur I’m a partner at the firm where she works  She has been my secretary from the very first day that she transferred  And she once told me that you just can’t communicate  And she’s not lying when she says she’s working late    And two weeks ago  You weren’t around then  I came over  We used your bed      I knew you’d be surprised  I can see it in your eyes  I, I’m sleeping with your wife    I worked so hard back then so you and your whole clan  Could copy all my homework and quickly turn it in  You taught me well back then ‘bout the proper ways to cheat  And now you know why all of your children they all look like me    I knew you’d be surprised  I can see it in your eyes  I, I’m sleeping with your wife    these lyrics are submitted by Penny O.