It was the night before    when I knocked on your door   had the buttons of your dress in my eye   Three o'clock in the morning when my mind is dawning    I remember what I've done and I cry   You make me feel like a man    who can't see that his time has come   You're so pretty, I'm so dumb,    I'm the first man on the sun      Stuck a fork in my leg    trying to remember your name,   hid my trousers as they slowly bled   Caught my brain in my zip,   let my intelligence slip    as I failed to get you into my bed   Can't make me feel like a woman    who can see that her time has come   You're so pretty, you're so dumb,   I'm the first man on the sun(x3)   I'm the First man(x2)   I'm the First man on the Sun      It was the night before    when I knocked on your door,    put your fingers to my head and went bang   Put her hand down my trousers    and pulled out my tongue,    she was lucky to get life and not hanged   You make me feel like a man    who can't see that his time is done   You're so lovable, I'm a thug,    I'm the first man on the sun(x3)   I'm The First Man(x2)   I'm The First Man on the Sun