He had a bad old man who beat him   Took a hammer to his knees just to please him   Now he's thirty-five and half-alive   He's an open mouth in a beehive   He's gonna smile and be happy   Make everyone know that he's happy   Put his smiling face on a billboard   Kiss him from your car, he's happy   He's not happy      With his swollen lips around his early teens   In his dress he can't believe it's in his genes   Some days he's half-man, and then he's half-God   But on his blue days he wouldn't touch his greens   He's gonna make you smile and be happy   Make everyone know that he's happy   Put his smiling face on the TV   Kiss him from your chair, make him happy      He drowned his stepson in the duckpond   Let the wifebeater out to make a pop song   He put razor blades in the ice cream   Shot a paedophile in a wet dream   Mmm      He's got a young man who feeds him   Whispers sweet nothings just to please him   He makes him cool for the TV   Makes half the man he is a celebrity   With his swollen lips around his early teens   In his dress he can't believe it's in his genes   He's half a man, and half a God   One half bitch, one half dog.      He drowned his stepson in the duckpond   Let the wifebeater out to make a pop song   He put razor blades in the ice cream   Made nobody famous on the big screen   Put the whole wide world on remote control   He put a five times rapist on his TV show   On every single channel in every single home   You can even hear his voice on the telephone   Mmm   Shalala