Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks   Lick on these nuts and suck the dick   Get the fuck out after you're done   And I hops in my ride    To make a quick run       I used to know a bitch named Eric Wright   We used to roll around   And fuck the hoes at night   Tighter than a mutharfuckin' gangsta beats   And we was ballin'    On the muthafuckin' Compton streets      Peep, the shit got deep and it was on   Number one song after number one song   Long as my muthafuckin' pockets was fat   I didn't give a fuck where the bitch was at   But she was hangin' with a white bitch    Doin' the shit she do   Suckin' on his dick    Just to get a buck or two   And the ends that she got meant nothin'   And now she's suing   Cuz the shit she be doin' ain't shit      (Bitches can't hang with the streets)   She found herself short   (So now she's takin' me to court)   Yeah, it's real conversation for your ass      I once had a bitch named Mandy May   Used to be up in them guts   Like everyday   The pussy was the bomb   Had a nigga on sprung   I was in love like a muthafucka   Lickin' the protung   The homies used to tell me   That she wasn't no good   But I'm the maniac in black   Mr. Snoop Eastwood   So I figure niggaz wouldn't trip with mine   Guess what? Got gaffled by one time      I'm back in the muthafuckin' county jail   Six months on my chest   Now it's time to bail   I gets released on a hot sunny day   My nigga D.O.C.   And my homey Dr. Dre   Scooped in a coupe, Snoop we got news   Your girl was trickin'    While you was draped in your county blues   I ain't been out a second   And already I gotta do some muthafuckin' chin checkin'      Move up the block    As we groove down the block   See my girl's house   Dre, pass the glock   Kick in the door, and I look on the floor   It's my little cousin Daz   And he's fuckin' my ho      I uncocked my shit   I'm heart-broke    But I'm still loc'ed   (Man, fuck that bitch!)