Woke up this morning, what do I see?   Three thousand cameras pointed at me.   Dude says, "You Levi?"   I'm like, "Yes, that's me sir."   "Well, you just knocked up the VP nominee's daughter."      So I tell him, "No, you got it wrong, mister,   "Already got a girl, and her name is Bristol."   And they all laugh and say, "Where you been, sonny?   "Your mother-in-law's a heartbeat from the presidency."      And I say, "Mother-in-law? No -- we ain't getting married!"   They say, "Soon you will, boy; they just announced it."   I get on my dirt bike and ride to my girl's home,   Gonna lay down the law   And tell her what's going on:      I'm a fucking redneck,   I like to hang out with the boys, play some hockey, do some fishing   And kill some moose.    I like to shoot the shit, do some chilling I guess,   You fuck with me and I kick your ass.       So we talk and it turns out we don't believe in abortion   And sex outside marriage is against our religion.   And when I try to tell 'em I'm eighteen years old,   They say, "Levi, it's too late,   "You gotta do as you're told."      So I say, "Mother-in-law? No -- we ain't getting married!"   They say, "Soon you will, boy; she just announced it."   I get on my dirt bike and ride to my girl's home,   Gonna lay down the law   And tell her what's going on:      I'm a fucking redneck,   I like to hang out with the boys, play some hockey, do some fishing   And kill some moose.    I like to shoot the shit, do some chilling I guess,   You fuck with me and I kick your ass.       (instrumental)      I'm a fucking redneck,   I like to hang out with the boys, get on my snowboard, do some fishing   And kill some moose.    I like to shoot the shit, do some chilling I guess,   You fuck with me and I kick your ass.       I like to do some shit, do some chillin' I guess   ... Kill some moose