I've heard the hype about your band,   I've seen your video playing on the TV.   Publicity photos in magazines,   No none of it makes me feel anything.      I would be lying to you if I did not say something   That would make me feel like a politician.   A middle of the road opinion   That no one finds offensive or challenging.      I'm not interested.   The stage is not a pedestal.   I don't think you're bad people,   I just think that your aesthetic is horrible.   Please treat me with the same respect and candor   I would appreciate the honesty.   A little less professional,   A little more upfront and confrontational.      Whoa, whoa.      Just say what you're thinking.   Say what you're really thinking.