I paid fifteen million dollars, twelve hundred and seventy-two cents   I paid one thousand, two hundred twenty-seven dollars and fifty-five cents   To see my bulldog bite a rabbit   And my hound dog's just sittin' on a barbed-wire fence      Well, my temperature rises and my feet can't walk so hot   Yes, my temperature rises and my feet can't walk so hot   Well, this Arabian doctor comes in, gives me a shot   But wouldn't tell me if what it is I've got      Well, this woman I've got, she's killing me alive   Yes, this woman I've got, she's killing me alive   She's makin' me into an old man   And man, I'm not even twenty-five      Of course, you're gonna think this song is a riff   I know you're gonna think this song is just a riff   Unless you've been inside a tunnel   And fell down 69, 70 feet over a barbed-wire fence      Alright!