You got to watch out for the bacon   When you're frying in your car   Cherry Sundae in the rearview mrrror man   You know you won't get far   But if the road block's down and broken   You can drive onto Francine's   With lips and hips and eyes of fire   Some white trash glamourzine       Drive me to Vegas right now   Drive me to Vegas right now       Chicken steak, ovaltine, vaseline, and beer   She smacked my ass with a bowling pin   Said boy get over here   I was dripping sweat but styling   As I walked into the room   She flicked her tongue and caught a fly   Said boy don't cum to soon       Drive me to Vegas right now   Drive me to Vegas right now       The lights went out I kicked the cat   Francine began to scream   Cop daddy had broke down the door   Said the boy he's just fourteen   So I grabbed my pants said see ya France   And danced out her back door   Jumped in my ride and I laughed at pride   And I punched it to the floor       Drive me to Vegas right now   Drive me to Vegas right now