Well she walked right in at about a quarter to two   And I could barely see   legs came into focus   Choked on my J and C   Well I was sippin' and a trippin' on a every look she givin'   With sweat pouring from my gland   She felt like a woman in every way   But kissed just like a man       She's only a woman to me   Why can't my friends see   She spent lots of money   Now I call her honey   Just spank me, whip me, bite me, slap me, love me       Next day was not easy for me or her   But I kissed her hand and held her strong   And then I knew for sure   Reconstructive surgery   That suits me just fine   She might be Harry to the rest of the world   But she's sweet baby doll in mine       She's only a woman to me   Why can't my friends see   She spent lots of money   Now I call her honey   Just spank me, whip me, bite me, slap me, love me       So we took off down to Vegas   And got ourselves married   And over the threshhold   I was carried   We did it in the kitchen   We did it in the car   Not quite sure what they put in there   But it's the best I've had so far       She's only a woman to me   Why can't my friends see   She spent lots of money   Now I call her honey   Just spank me, whip me, bite me, slap me, love me       Let's go!       Spank me, whip me, bite me, slap me, love me