Woman, I’m in love with you,    my love’s deep, my love is true to you,   woman……I’m in love      your hair so soft, your eyes are blue   your skin is warm, I’ll be true to you   woman ……I’m in love      You came to me in a dream I’m sure   You gave your love, you gave much more to me   Woman ……..will you marry me?       Do you take this woman   to be your lawful wedded wife    to love and to cherish   in sickness and in health   till death do you part……………..I do      to death us do part   to death us do part   to death us do part   to death us do part…..no       Well, what’s that you just said to me,    You didn’t argue like this yesterday   Woman ……I don’t understand      And what’s that you just said to me   I can’t sit at home and watch my TV   Woman ……..you’re annoying me      Yeah, you sit around the house in you’re dirty clothes   looking a mess and picking you’re nose   woman ……….you’re a fucking mess      You’re tits are , but you’re brains are small   Sometimes I wonder if you’ve brains at all   Woman……. go fuck yourself      Well fuck you, fuck you,   don’t you tell me what to do   Woman……. Ah fuck off      God why did I marry you   What did I do to deserve you   Woman ………….why me   Woman,   woman,   woman,   woman    woman……………….you’ve ruined me