We are the League!      Another boring night and I'm feeling pissed   My head's fucked up and I'm in a mess   Too many drugs, they make me high   I wanna cause havoc, I wanna die      We are the League, and we're the extra man   We are the League, and we are the anti-band   And don't you say you're feeling bored   The League are here and we are scorned      We are the League   We are the League   We are the League   The Anti-Nowhere League      You criticise us, you say we're shit   But we're up here and we're doing it   So don't you criticise the things we do   No fucker pays to go and see you      We are the League and we are mad   We are the League and the music's bad   Fuck-up noise like you've never known   We'll make you wish you'd stayed at home      We are the League   We are the League   We are the League   The Anti-Nowhere League      But we ain't no dogs, we ain't no man   We hate the things we don't understand   A time for love, but that ain't class   If you don't fucking like it stuff it up your arse      We are the League and we are mean   We are the League and we're obscene   Don't give a toss what you think   And all your views they fucking stink      We are the League   We are the League   We are the League   And don't fuck with the League!