I turn on the television,   A presidential election.   I turn on the radio,   Fiasco.      What you say and what you will,   What you will and what you say,   I am Uncle Sam,   I am, I am, all fall down.      Let's have a rebate,   I don't need a debate.   How 'bout a drug ring?   Mudsling.      Now more taxes,   No malpractice.   Sounds like a scandal,   We can't handle.      All fall down!      Let me kiss your baby,   Let me kiss your face, yeah.   A twinkle, twinkle in my eye,   No, I'd never lie.      Equal rights for everyone,   Eat cake, have some.   I am the saviour   In your favour.      All fall down!      Shut down the crack house,   Shut down the White!   Shut down the crack house,   Shut down the White!   Shut down the crack house,   Shut down the White!   Shut down the crack house,   Shut down the White!