oh my, wonder what i'm gonna find   in the bedside cabinet tucked away inside   an old hag, nothing ever excites   can't have a marriage and a sex life   so everyones dad owns a porno mag and that's no lie      and all that acne well it left emotional scars   and girls were pretty and they kept on breaking my heart   mummy and daddy took their toll by playing their part   the bees   (the birds)   the birds and the bees   (negative outlook)   and fake ID's   (the bees)   the birds   (the birds and the bees)   what joys   (what horrors)   ones early teens      half men half boys   our gang treads a narrow line   we like to start fights   and convince ourselves we speak our minds   you fat slag, born out of incest   haha, laughing at your expense   the consequence on our heads was your suicide      and all that acne well it left emotional scars   and girls were pretty and they kept on breaking my heart   mummy and daddy took their toll by playing their part   the bees   (the birds)   the birds and the bees   (negative outlook)   and fake ID's   (the bees)   the birds   (the birds and the bees)   what joys   (what horrors)   ones early teens      that bouncer standing at the exit   (ooh give it up give it up ooh)   (ooh give it up give it up ooh)   why is he staring cynically?   (ooh give it up give it up ooh)   (ooh give it up give it up ooh)   can't hesitate, can't take rejection   (ooh give it up give it up ooh)   (ooh give it up give it up ooh)   these days boredom comes with tangibility      and all that acne well it left emotional scars   and girls were pretty and they kept on breaking my heart   mummy and daddy took their toll by playing their part   the bees   (the birds)   the birds and the bees   (negative outlook)   and fake ID's   (the bees)   the birds   (the birds and the bees)   what joys   (what horrors)   ones early teens