if we don't believe in jesus   that's absolutely fine   but can we not act like a penis   once in a year in our lives   cos if it's not about religion   can't the principle be right   simply giving and not getting   to be grateful to be nice      cos if no-ones being friendly   competition what you learn   competition rules are mingling   competition turns the world   so why do we keep doing this   this less than pointless work   when social cancer and its politics   is only getting worse      do you find it hard remembering   (the meaning of christmas)   can you feel it really wearing thin   (merry christmas!)      i don't want this   so i'm hiding in a caravan this christmas   you don't need this   you just gnash and have and take and grab this christmas      it was only mid september   when the adverts did emerge   to tell me how to get those presents right   it was so well rehearsed   and now its mid december   and all the kiddies are immersed   watch the grown-ups on a zombie mission   gold Frankenstein and purse      its hard remembering   (the meaning of christmas)   can you feel it really wearing thin   (merry christmas!)      i don't want this   so i'm hiding in a caravan this christmas   you don't need this   you're just angry at your mums and dads this christmas      santa's illegally crossed the border   on the silent night   with a beard and lots of packages   i think i know his type   i've seen him in the paper   i've read between the lines   so quick lock up your daughters   or he'll blow us to the sky      do you find it hard remembering   can you feel it really wearing thin   do you find it hard remembering   (what's the meaning of christmas?)   can you feel it really wearing thin   (merry christmas!)      you don't need this   you're just angry at the taliban this christmas   i don't want this   so i'm hiding in a caravan this christmas   you don't need this   you're just angry at your dear old man this christmas   and i don't want this    so i'm hiding   in a caravan   this christmas