Nice pants   Wait in line for the elevator   Shaking hands   Got a smile like an alligator   Hey chief,   How do you do?   [Yeah.]      Everybody’s evil    And they’re only getting eviler   Like to stop the lockjaw   Feeding on the feebler   I carry it downtown    With a pillar in my pocket   Rocket      I would like you better if you had a job   I would like you better if you had a job   Ooh, that’s right      Son of gun   Son of gun      Son of a gun   Thats quite an attitude   Could you get that notorized?   Tape (tape deck) dictation      Everybody’s funny   But they ain’t getting funnier   My god damn clothes   Couldn’t waste the money-er   Did you-   Did you have fun at the par-tay?   At the office party.      I would like you better if you had a job   Ooh, ooh   I would like you better if you had a job   Aah-woo      Say it again   My friend   But you could’ve been, could’ve been, could’ve been   Ready for idle hands, idle hands   i dont know      I would like you better if you had a job   ‘Cause you ain’t no Picasso   I would like you better if you had a job   Ooh that’s right   I would like you better if you had a job   ‘Cause you ain’t no Picasso   I would like you better if you had a job   Ooh that’s right   I would like you better if you had a job   ‘Cause you ain’t no Picasso