Words and music: jonathan richman      Well some people try to pick up girls   And get called assholes   This never happened to pablo picasso   He could walk down your street   And girls could not resist his stare and   So pablo picasso was never called an asshole      Well the girls would turn the color   Of the avacado when he would drive   Down their street in his el dorado   He could walk down you street   And girls could not resist his stare   Pablo picasso never got called an asshole   Not like you   Alright      Well he was only 5'3"   But girls could not resist his stare   Pablo picasso never got called an asshole   Not in new york      Oh well be not schmuck, be not abnoxious,   Be not bellbottom bummer or asshole   Remember the story of pablo picasso   He could walk down your street   And girls could not resist his stare   Pablo picasso was never called an asshole   Alright this is it      Some people try to pick up girls   And they get called an asshole   This never happened to pablo picasso   He could walk down your street   And girls could not resist his stare and so   Pablo picasso was never called...