Maxine Shrek was a very lucky lady   Maxine Shrek was a very lucky girl   Who you wanna be? Maxine Shrek   Who you wanna see? Maxine Shrek      Have you got some time?   Have you got some spine?   Have you got something to begin with   Or are you in a sandwich?      Have you got some nerve?   Have you got some verve?   Have you got something to depend on   Or do you fender bend on?      And if you say no   Do you mean to go down   Below the earth with nothing?      Have you got my name?   Have you got my fame?   Have you got something to remind you of who you used to be   Or are you happy being me?      Moonlight and roses   Starlight and fairy tales that won't come true   Good news for those who pine away   The day comes shining through      Kittens high hatting   Sitting on satin with a host whose cat nip [Incomprehensible]   For those who seize the day   The way is paved be yonder      I didn't know the world was like this   If I'd have known, then I'd be psychic   If I had a clue, then maybe I'd be blue as a mockingbird   Why do you think she laughs so much?      I didn't know, I had such problems   If I'd have known, then I'd have solved them   But looking down the road   The Oklahoma toes beckoning to me