to no schoolproms i never go   i always bring my dates   to the horrorpicture-show   i lean over to kiss her lips   she says no, go buy me some crisps      yeah i am a monster movie fan   in the backrow of the theatre   sitting side by side   i am a horrorpicture freak   she'll be mine oh mine   when they turn out the lights      dracula & frankenstien appears on the screen   together with the meanest creatures you ever seen   gently i put my hand on her lap   she leaves me with a broken nose   from a solid planted slab      yeah im a monster movie fan   in the backrow of the theatre   sitting side by side   im a horrorpicture freak   she'll be mine oh mine   when they turn out the lights      cause im a monster movie fan   well in the backrow of the theatre   sittin side by side   im a horrorpicture freak   yeah she'll be mine oh mine   when they turn out the lights      the same thing happens to me everytime   just trying to be nice to them, is that a crime   another date another week, man oh man   i just cant help it im a monster movie fan      yeah im a monster movie fan   in the backrow of the theatre   sitting side by side   im a horrorpicture freak   yeah she'll be mine oh mine   when they turn out the lights      im a monster movie fan   well in the backrow of the theatre   sittin side by side   im a horrorpicture freak   yeah she'll be mine oh mine   when they turn out the lights