Weird things happen   Around twelve o'clock at night   Screaming voices, creepy sounds   Scary shadows in the pale moonlight      The curtains are shaking   And the furniture is jumping up and down   This old house is haunted   I should've stayed in town      (Psycho!)      Evil eyes are watching me   They want to see me dead   Little imps with axes   They want to chop off my head      And now a zombie's chasing me   My body is filled with fear   Trying to find the front hall   I want to get the hell out of here      Surrounded by the living dead   They say they're gonna eat my brains   Is this really happening   Or am I becoming insane      I cry for help   But no one seems to care   Then I wake up   And realize it was all a nightmare