Ooh, ooh   Owh   Owh   Uh hah   Uh hah      Meet a girl I met Carolina   Her parents jumped off Niagara Falls   She broke her hips when she was a baby   Trying to hop the Berlin wall   It's not that she's anti American   (Anti American)   Although she shot a Mayor at nine   He looks like the Prez on TV   {My Fellow Americans}   Didn't know in sixty three, he had died      Does she think this world is all wrong?   Does she think I'll rob her and run?   When I ask her she gets her gun   Simply says, "Scat boy, scat, scat"   But isn't it a wonderful world, Carolina?   Look at the birds in the sky   Jehovah made this whole joint for you, Carolina   So isn't it wonderful to be alive?      So original in her black lipstick   Listening to some obscure band   But isn't she pissed that all the other non conformists   Listen to that same obscure band   That's ok she's helping the environment   By sipping pure water and such   Then she screams, "We better start thinking about the ozone layer"   While tossing out a styrofoam cup      Does she think this world is all wrong?   Does she think, I'll rob her and run?   When I ask her, she gets her gun   Simply says, "Scat boy, scat, scat"   It's right   But isn't it a wonderful world, Carolina?   Look at the birds in the sky   Jehovah made this whole joint for you, Carolina   So isn't it   Wonderful to be alive   Uuh, Hoo      {The first step to a successful revolution   Is destroying all of gaining revolutionaries}      Real deep shit on her mind   Let's kill the world   Take over everything   She says, "We don't need politicians   They breed mistrust   It's better to just steal my, my purse, purse, purse"   (Uuh, Hoo)      Isn't it a wonderful world, Carolina?   Look at the birds in the sky   Jehovah made this whole joint for you, Carolina   So isn't it wonderful to be a?   Isn't it a wonderful world, Carolina?   (Yea)   Look at the birds in the sky   (Yea, yea my, my, my, my)   Jehovah made this whole joint for you, Carolina   So isn't it wonderful to be a   (Aah)   Isn't it beautiful to be a   Isn't it wonderful to be alive?      It's so wonderful, I feel like crying   Crying   Crying   Crying   Crying   Crying   Dying   Dying