Wherever we go bluebirds sing   And the flowers bloom   And the grass gets green   It’s a curious thing   But it’s just our thing      Wherever we go, the bees behave   In the treetops, squirrels smile and wave   It’s a curious thing   And it’s humbling      Wherever we go, little glow-worms glow    Little road-runners run ahead   Gonna tell their friends    Little mice, little men    Get ‘em all excited   All invited      (Chorus)   Hands up   Holler back here    Let’s throw this party in gear   We brought the welcome mat   Wherever we go, that’s where the party’s at   Hands up   Holler back now    We don’t claim any known-how   We’re giving God all that   Wherever we go, that’s where the party’s at      Wherever we go, the dumb get wise   And the crime rates drop   And the markets rise   It’s a curious thing   But it’s just our thing      Bullies make nice, crooks repent   In the ozone layer shows improvement   It’s a curious thing   And it’s humbling      Wherever we’re lead    All the Living Dead   Wanna leave their Zombie Mob   It’s a touching scene when they all come clean    God help us, we just love our job