If you wrote a book with a page foreach memoryAnd put it in hardback for people to buyThe critics would laugh, yeah they'd callit ridiculousAnd sit around waiting for Porky to flyThe truth is stranger than fictionAnd I must believe what I seeBut the truth is stranger than fiction to meIf they made a film of the book of the memoryWith Bobby De Niro and Demi De MooreYou'd sit in your seat with your popcornand chocolateAnd wonder aloud at the point of it allThe truth is stranger than fictionAnd I must believe what I seeBut the truth is stranger than fiction to meIf it can happen it will happen it hashappened alreadyIf you don't understand, no reason andno rhymeDon't ask whyIf someone had told you you'd be whereyou are todayYou'd of thought they were crazy and laughedin their faceAnd I never thought I would long for thememoryI never thought I would get to this placeButThe truth is stranger than fictionAnd I must believe what I seeBut the truth is stranger than fiction to meThe truth is stranger than fiction to me