Billy is a new man, he does the best he canto figure out what it's about and what thehell he's meant to be.He does the right thing when expected, nuffrespect , once in a while he likes a smoke and a joke, just as long as it's P.C.And he thinks that he cries at the Movies'Cos he's in touch with his feminine sideSally wants a proud manSally wants a proud manSally wants a proud manBut she's taken all his prideBilly is a new man, at least when she's around,a model father or if needed, he'llbe mother for the day,He watches "Men Behaving Badly" thoughhe'll gladly switch it off if she's offendedhe'll pretend it wasn't funny any wayHe's got one face he keeps for his womanAnd one for when he's out with the guysSally wants a true manSally wants a true manSally wants a true manBut he's living out a lieBetter go and find an analyst, or somethingtime for sorting out his headBetter go and find a book to read about itjust like his daddy never didAnd he reads Marie Claire at the Doctors justin case there is something he should knowSally wants a free manSally wants a free manSally wants a free manBut she will not let him goBilly is confused, he feels abusive and abusedhe's got one hand on an olive branchthe other on his crotchHe drives a sensible coupe, he thinks Oasisare OK, he drinks non alcoholic lager thoughhe'd rather drink a scotchAnd he tries very hard to be happy but thereare a few little things in the wayBilly wants a good girl and a bad girl and ablonde girl, and a brunette or a Bond girl anda house maid and a teas maid and a Frenchmaid, yes a sex aid, and a Goddess and aconfidante, a wet nurse and an agony aunt,a lover, mother, baby sitter, a young girl with apretty face and smart but not too smart to lovean arsehole, yeah, an arsehole, Billy wants to bean arsehole, singin'Billy wants it all nowBilly wants it all nowBilly wants it all nowBut he's too ashamed to sayAndSally wants a SupermanSally wants a SupermanSally wants a SupermanShe hasn't got a chance