[MAMA MADDELENA]   Clear the decks,   Be alert.      [CHAMBERMAIDS]   We'll clear the    Decks, we'll be   Alert.      [MAMA MADDELENA]   Fix your tie, fix   Your shirt.      [CHAMBERMAIDS]   We'll fix our tie   And shirt.      [MAMA MADDELENA]   Be prepared to   Change a foreign   Coin.      [CHAMBERMAIDS]   Deutschmarks,   Francs, Kroner,   Pfennigs,   Shillings.      [MAMA MADDELENA]   You all know what   To do.      [CHAMBERMAIDS]   We all know what   To do.      [MAMA MADDELENA]   They're on their    Way, you know   Who.      [CHAMBERMAIDS]   They're on their   Way, we know   Who      [MAMA MADDELENA]   Eins, zwei, drei,   Vier, funf, sechs,   Sieben, acht, neun.      [CHAMBERMAIDS]   Eins, zwei, drei,   Vier, funf, sechs,   Sieben, acht, neun.      The Germans at the spa, the Germans at    The spa,   They'll soon be arriving here to spend   A lost weekend in Shangri-La.   The Germans at the spa descend from    German mounts.   They've come to take the waters with   The daughters of Italian counts.      How we love to have the Germans at    The spa.   Carefully avoiding and slight faux pas.   For the Germans at the spa, For the Germans    At the spa,   For the Germans alles must be perfect.      The Germans are coming, The Germans   Are coming,   Roll out the wienerscnitz, roll out   The wienerscnitz.   They'll soon be arriving, the spa will   Be thriving.   They'll come, they'll sit, they'll    Schvitz.   They'll come, they'll sit, they'll    Schvitz.      Be sure there's lots of German music   Playing.      Und was du tust in meinem brust,   O mein geliebter, o meine herz, alle   Geliebter, und so weiter.      [MAMA MADDELENA]   Go mow the lawns.      [CHAMBERMAIDS]   I'll mow the    Lawns.      [MAMA MADDELENA]   Go cool the beer.      [CHAMBERMAIDS]   I'll cool the beer.      [MAMA MADDELENA]   Go shell the    Prawns.       [CHAMBERMAIDS]   I'll shell the    Prawns.      [MAMA MADDELENA]   I think they're    Here.      [CHAMBERMAIDS]   They're here.      [GERMANS]   Ve're here, ve're here,   The Germans at the spa, the Germans at   The spa.    We just got in a minute ago, 'cause   Germany is filled with snow.   Together now hurrah for the Germans   At the spa.      [MAMA MADDELENA]   Of anything the could have chosen,   Why do they wear lederhosen?      [GERMANS]   How ve love to spielen at our favorite   Spa,   Carefully avoiding all the French    Bourgeois,   For the Germans at the spa, for the   Germans at the spa,   For the Germans alles must be German.      The Germans are laughing, ve're all   Photographing,   Ve click the hasselblad, ve click the   Hasselblad,   Und jetzt ve're unpacking. If nothing is   Lacking, Ve take a promenade, ve take a    Promenade.      And vot's that lovely music I hear   Playing?   Und was do tust in meinem brust,   O mein geliebter, o meine herz, alle   Geliebter, und so weiter      [GERMAN 1]   Just vunce a year I can romance   Beneath the dance of an Italian   Apricot moon,      [GERMAN 2]   Und vunce a year I can be more than    Just another tycoon.   Too soon this all shall pass.      [ITALIANS]   The Germans at the spa   Are eating halevah   And closing a deal for oil with   A noted Middle Easter shah.      [GERMANS]   Ve excercise by day,   At night romantic play,   I'm dancing with Isolde. When I    Hold 'er evrything's o.k.      [ITALIANS]   How we love to see the Germans at the    Spa.      [GERMANS]   How ve love to be the Germans at the   Spa.      [ALL]   For the Germans at the spa, for the    Germans at the spa,   For the Germans Italy is heaven.      [GERMANS]   (The Germans are coming etc.) Just vunce    A year   We have the chance to find romance   Beneath the dance   Of an Italian apricot moon.   Und vunce a year ve can be absolutely   Free   As if ve're floating like a helium   Balloon.      [ITALIANS]   Be sure there's lots of German music   Playing,    How we love to have the Germans at    The Spa!