Germans Love To Insult ME   The country condescends   we call it arrogance they call it making friends      Scottish don't speak a language   The British Love To GOB   Japanese like to chase me down the streets of Nagoya      Canadians talk shit ABOOT me   Swede bands copy our sound   Everything in Italy is stuck or broken down      The Kiwis I cant remember   Russians turned us away   Australians are so fuckin cool i got no shit to say      Brazilian cops extort us   Russian officers deport us   Icelanders feed us horse and whale   Mexico gave the shits to us   the French like Jerry Lewis      The Greek beat up the opening punk band   The Dutch are fuckin tall   but Americans win the prize of stupidest of them all      So lets all move to Australia, Sydney city of queers   All we need to bring is American drugs and German beers