He's the boy   That everybody's puttin' down   He dresses up like circuses   And paints the town   He puts on funny faces   Just to catch my eye   No one understands   Why I like this crazy guy      He's My Clown   (He's so stupid baby   What's with cupid   Can't you see it?)      He's My Clown   (Played it smart until   He got your heart   Now he will breakit!)      He's My Clown   (He's so cool girl now that   You're his fool girl   Won't you wake up?)      He's My Clown   (His best buddy says that   He is nutty   Dontcha let him in!)      Go ahead and laugh   At all the clothes he wears   Long as we're together   Well, I just don't care   He says one day Baby   We'll take off and fly   Merry-go-rounds, ferris wheels   And rolly coaster rides      He's My Clown   (He's so icky   You should be more picky   You need glasses)      He's My Clown   (He's outrageous Baby   It's contageous   Don't you catch it!)      He's My Clown   (Watch it honey   I will bet you money   He wihl hurt you)      He's My Clown   (He is trouble   Get out on the double   Don't you be a fool!)      You think it's tragic   I think he's magic   He makes every day a happy carnival   Life is a circus   Nothin' can hurt us   We'll turn every frown we see   Into a smile   And if I'm dreamin'   Don't wake me now      OOOO he's so special   From bis head down to his toes   He finds ways of havin' fun   Nobody knows   When he talks and he laughs   His whole face lights right up   You're just jealous   So please keep your big mouth shut      He's A Clown   (You wouldn' know one   Even if you saw one   Neh Neh Neh Neh)      He's A Clown   (Sticks & stones can always   Break his bones but   Words can't hurt him)      He's A Clown   (You're just jealous   You know you can't have him   Ha Ha Ha Ha)      He's A Clown   (You don't like him   But you'd like one Iike him   Leave the boy alone)      He's A Clown   (Fade)