Hey mirror man   I know these days are hard times for you   But don't be fooled by what you see with your two eyes   You got your head in the sand   Don't you have something better to do   Why don't you get a life, one of your own that's not full of lies?      Is it all the girls who turned you down?   Is it all your friends, no longer around?   Is it the guy who's in that band?   Or is it yourself that you really cannot stand?      Hey mirror man   Amaze me with something else than complains   Maybe now it's time to stop wine about for a change   You got your head in the sand   And your feet locked up in jealous bitter chains   With that in mind your situation's not too strange      You got a taste for jealousy   And you cannot stand what you see in me   I guess all this shows, a little love is what you miss   You got a rage to stimulate   What would you be without all your hate?   What will you do when there is no one left to screw?