I see a damsel   In danger and distress   I see that she is pretty   I see a young girl   Dressed in a dirty dress   I see that she is pretty      Mirror mirror on the wall   Who's the fairest one of all      I see a fat girl   With her hair in a mess   I see that she is pretty   I see a proud girl   She's pregnant I would guess   I see that she is pretty      Mirror mirror on the wall   Who's the fairest one of all   Mirror mirror do not fail   Who deserves to go to jail      I see the school girls   Dressed in their Sunday best   I see that they are pretty   I see the wagon trains   Of pioneer women heading west    I see that they are pretty      Mirror mirror on the wall   Who's the fairest one of all   Creature creature, here the plan   Leads unto the Fall of Man      I see a matron   Unbuttoning a tightly fitting dress   I see that she is pretty   I see a maiden   She's careless like all the rest   I see that she is pretty      Mirror mirror on the wall   Who's the fairest one of all   Mirror mirror do not fail   Who deserves to go to jail   Mirror mirror on the wall   Who's the prettiest one of all   Mirror mirror humor me   Do they see what I see