I got a story   A sad sad story   About a girl   Who met a boy   About her mother   Whose vision saw her   Daughter to marry   Another boy   (Nooo nooo nooo...)   They made a plan   To get away   To run away   And though it be hard   To make that day   Freely to live   Without the mother   They'd send a postcard   (Nooo nooo nooo...)   Out on the interstate   That's where they made their mistake   That's where they met their fate   Out on the interstate   They met a monster   The monster of the interstate   Who will not hesitate   Who eats teenagers   Like a shark eats little fishes   Who eats bad kids disobeying parents wishes   An interloper against the elopers   A troll at the pay toll   They stopped at the toll booth   And reached for a quarter   The monster filled the whole booth   He gave them no quarter   "Don't eat me"   Chirped the girl   Clutching to her purse   "Don't eat me"   Croaked the boy   "Or eat her first   I'll turn right around   And take her back to her mother's   We repent of being out of wedlock lovers"   "You should have thought of that before"   And a scaly horny hand   Ripped the car lock door   And the boy   Tried to drive   But oh boy   He was eaten alive   And the girl   Tried to scream   But she was swirled   In the giant's vanilla ice cream   And the boy was yummy   And the girl was yummy   As they slid down the throat   To the monster's yellow tummy   He said:   "Hmm hmm good   Didn't do like they should   Hmm hmm good   Didn't do like they should"   The mother sold the   Rights to the story   It was so scary   This gory story   They made a movie   A horror movie   The mother made a million   And the producers made a billion   "And that other sweet boy   That my daughter has shunned   Now I'm his wife and he's my husband"   The moral of this story   Is clear for all to see   And if clearly all can see   Then it isn't clear to me