Mom and dad went to a show   They dropped me off at grandpa Joe's   I kicked and screamed, said, "Please, don't go"      Grandma take me home   Grandma take me home   Grandma take me home   Grandma take me home      Grandma take me home   Grandma take me home   Grandma take me home   Grandma take me home      Had to eat my dinner there   Mashed potatos and stuff like that   I couldn't chew my meat too good      Grandma take me home   Grandma take me home   Grandma take me home   Grandma take me home      Grandma take me home   Grandma take me home   Grandma take me home   Grandma take me home      She said, "Why don't you stop your crying   Go outside and ride your bike"   That's what I did, I killed a toad      Grandma take me home   Grandma take me home   Grandma take me home   Grandma take me home      Grandma take me home   Grandma take me home   Grandma take me home   Grandma take me home      After dinner I had ice cream   I fell asleep and watched TV   I woke up in my mother's arms      Grandma take me home   Grandma take me home   Grandma take me home      I wanna be alone