Like a monkey in a zoo,you're half gorilla tooWhen you pound it with your fistand make it real stiffBig DickGotta cover your mistakesyour bloody out-takesSo you dip it in the wineand make a holy signBig DickBig Dick! Come quickBig Dick! Come quickWell, you're running up a treeyou're trying not to screamthen you're pounding on your chestlike you whipped the bestBig DickThe rivers of the bloodyou've spilled have turned to mudNow the flies are buzzin' rounddon't they make a loud soundBig DickBig Dick! Come quickBig Dick! Come quickIt won't be longtill those bad bits are goneIt won't be long till those bad bits are goneNow we're sitting by the fire but Daddy's getting tired'Cause he drank the whole crocknow he's got a limp cockBig DickBig Dick! Come quickBig Dick! Come quick