Well, we settled in and all lived hand to mouth    Pooled our guns and beat the boys down south    Felt so proud, we got our own country    We got it on sale from a bloody company       [Chorus]    Canada is Pissed    We'll fade and won't be missed    Our country got so poor    When the people are so rich       Well, we bribed the west and the north was in the bag    Can't see why we all don't love our flag    Varies immigrants and the native plea    To the anglos and the francos we're one big minority       [Chorus]       We're pissed, we're tanked, we're smashed on all the glut    We've chug-a-lugged ourselves into a rut    We got lots and sell it oh, so cheaply    Then buy it back and pay it through the teeth       [Chorus]