Don't ever take away from me my pornography   Obviously, we don't agree on what's obscene   I have the right to choose what I want to see and read   Don't even try to take away from me my right to privacy   Because what I do is no one's business but me      So stay in your missionary position   I hope that you get bored to death   There's no way I'm going through life having vanilla sex   The government's trying to get into your bedroom   Better lock your door and close your shades   Because there could be someone watching you today      Why do you try to make things illegal?   Why do we have to be 21?   You're so afraid that people are having too much fun   Why do they care what I do in my bedroom?   Why do you want to know how I screw?   It seems to me you've got nothing better to do