I say, don't drink and drive   You might spill your drink   Before you get behind the wheel   Just stop and think      You can take your chances   But there's so much to lose   Another bumpy road   There's so much wasted booze      I'm not so worried   About how many I kill   Well, I'm much more concerned   How much beer I spill   How much beer I spill   How much beer I spill      I say, don't drink and drive   You might spill your drink   Before you get behind the wheel   Just stop and think      35 percent of accidents are cause by pixilated   The other 65 percent are not alcohol related   What does this tell us about the drunk drivers   They seem to have a better record than the sober team      I'm not so worried   About how many I kill   I'm much more concerned   How much beer I spill   How much beer I spill   How much beer I spill      I say, don't drink and drive   You might spill your drink